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knock knock jokes

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PUN JOKES! knock knock jokes are pun jokes and these types of jokes are word comedy jokes, that means words are the objects of the humor. Write your very own knock knock jokes or use these.  πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† The Ventriloquist character says knock knock as if knocking at the front door then the Ventriloquist says who's there and then the Ventriloquist character says setup line to the pun then the Ventriloquist has the question line then the Ventriloquist character answers with the punchline... the punchline connect to the pun word.... Ventriloquist: panther who?... Ventriloquist character: my pant-her falling down!..a panther is a large cat like a πŸ… or a lion 🦁..so your Ventriloquist character will say "panther" in the first setup line, then the Ventriloquist will say "panther" who?, then the Ventriloquist character will word play with the word "panther" toying with the word and pronunciation, my "PANT-ER, FALLING DOWN...

AFTER THE STATUE STOP SPEAKING πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ ✨ {Ventriloquist ancestors priesthood} ✨ ✨ ✨ πŸ—£️ πŸ‘‚ πŸ—Ώ πŸ‘‚ πŸ—Ώ πŸ—£️ πŸ—Ώ ✨✨ 🏯

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We walk back in time with an open mind as we study our beginnings. In ancient history statue seem to speak and were thought to be gods and spirits but all of us Ventriloquists we all know the truth of the matter that the statue did not speak or had a spirit, we know that it was the religious groups and leaders assistant that created theses gimmicks and illusions because they were "practice" they didn't quite have a name such as Ventriloquist or belly talkers at that time they were just a person that "practice"  sounds for hunting and exercise but the kings and religious groups believed that theses "practice" had a gift of the spiritual worlds.. when I say exercise, I mean throat and breathing techniques.  A "practice" that was not a slave was usually a assistant to the religious groups or a witch doctor that people went to visit for spiritual reasons.. after the kings of the earth seen that the "practi...

beginner Ventriloquist homework assignment πŸŒ™'the movie the shining' ⌚⏰ ⏰ πŸŒ„ πŸ“ ⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰ πŸ“

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In the movie the shining the character had his own dreams but became obsessed with some one elses dream.  Live your own dreams.  Many of us are passionate about the art of ventriloquism, we wish that we had more time and energy for the art of ventriloquism...day to day real life situations take most of our  time such as school, work and family...we need to balance the twenty four hours that we have in a day.. including have a real job in the real world no matter how famous we are as entertainers a EW! job in the real world will keep us Ventriloquists connected to the borderline, school is very important for the Ventriloquist it is food for our thoughts..in reality we need to learn juggling real world and ventriloquism. I really believe even the c.e.o. of a successful company needs something such as ventriloquism, etc, etc. even if the company is their passion. In the movie the shining actor jack Nicholson character become obsessed with a building, ...

WAYMO πŸš— 🚌🚐 the Ventriloquist character CHAUFFEUR.

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today we have self driving vehicles..  I usually put my main Ventriloquist character in a Ventriloquist trunk when I travel 🧳 and most Ventriloquists put their Ventriloquist figures in some type of suitcase but most use a Ventriloquist trunk.  Here we have waymo that is perfect transportation for your Ventriloquist character to travel outside the suitcase or Ventriloquist trunk sitting beside you. If you choose to travel your Ventriloquist character by themselves to a friends house for the holiday arrangement can be made, yes! your Ventriloquist character can get a ride by himself or herself directly to Grandma House but Grandma will need to come outside to get your little helper out of the backseat.  Here Ventriloquists have privacy of our Ventriloquist characters traveling outside of the trunk to our performances, this means our Ventriloquist characters arrive already in character as soon as we step out of the vehicle...these vehicles can also be used for the Ventriloq...

A SMALL CHAT ON THE COMEDY CLUBS VENTRILOQUIST COMEDIAN CAREER πŸŽ™️πŸ‘„

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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚  ⭐ VENTRILOQUIST COMEDIAN ⭐ Before I enter the comedy clubs I was a night club entertainer, my night club Ventriloquist act was skits and routines of a Ventriloquist act with singing and a comedy dialogues on the subject of school and food and homework and little basic life subject like that, I used  the same Ventriloquist doll for my complete Ventriloquist show business.. when I enter the comedy clubs I had to completey change my Ventriloquist act from material to my Ventriloquist characters.  For the comedy clubs My Ventriloquist act was no longer a dialogue but it became a monologue.  I created a Ventriloquist character that just told jokes, and jokes, the Ventriloquist act was not a monologue it was rapidly jokes and guess what, yes, it was a success.  Master your lip control, work on MANIPULATE of the Ventriloquist character, you the Ventriloquist get out the way and let your Ventriloquist dummy entertain the ...