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the bitter πŸ§‚ and the 🧁 sweet ✨ the recipes for original artists in the art of ventriloquism ✨ πŸ“ƒπŸ“ƒπŸ“ƒ

When I was a child my mother was a very good cook, she was a southern girl that had generations of cooking lessons..my favorite was homemade apple πŸ₯§ pie, another one of my mother's favorites was peach cobbler and it is still one of my favorites today, my mother grew tomatoes in the backyard in California, my mother tell the story of her mother cooking fried chicken πŸ— understand twenty four hours earlier the chicken was running around on a farm the next day it's on a dinner plate, my mother made orange 🍊 juice πŸ₯€πŸ˜ by hand in California..as a child growing up in hood/ghetto of California I enjoyed the days of my mother fluffy white rabbit πŸ‡, rabbits are cute aren't they and they are quiet, I remember holding and playing with the pet rabbit in the front yard of our California 🏑 house, coming home from elementary school one day I noticed that the rabbit was missing but I paid it no mind because it was a pet of my mother so maybe the rabbit was sleeping under the house but...

WRITING YOUR OWN STUFF πŸ—’️ ✍️ πŸ’» πŸŒ™* ⛈️ this class is for ⚡⚡⚡⚡⛈️ ASPIRING ORIGINAL ARTISTS ⛈️ in the art of ⚡ VENTRILOQUISM ⚡

I started out as a ten year old in the fifth grade writing...I built my own production company in the fifth grade...I entered writers contests in the fifth grade...I sold my writing to publishing companies..I write short stories, short poetry, jokes and humor for printing companies that requested volunteers writers and writers that donated content to publishing companies, I also sent in my writing to book publishing companies in the fifth grade..my production company has been around for many many years and today it is still a writing company with a few additional things such as during my middle school years the art of ventriloquism was added and graduation from highschool stand up comedian was added and a few more little small productions departments were added. Take the experience and knowledge and wisdom that you receive here for granted because it's real world experience and knowledge from a ten year old fifth grader. Let's begin here... everthing you create in writing needs...

homework ANIMAL SOUNDS IMITATIONS 🌴 🌴 🌴 🦁 πŸ…πŸ― 🐻 🍯 🐨 🐝🍯🐝 🌻 🌻 🐝

your homework assignment is to study animals sounds... after studying the animal sounds listening to the animals sounds.. after listening to the animals sounds you will record yourself trying to imitate the animals sounds.. practice making animals sounds with out lip control then with lip control. °++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++° 1. COW: πŸ„ study the sound that a cow makes...mooo!  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2. 😺 CAT: a cat is not meowing or not meow the sound is high pitched and down in your voice box, listen carefully if you are a cat owner to your very own cat. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 3. 🐢 DOG: a dog makes many different sounds and we want to study them.. dogs crying, a dog in pain, a dog barking..and we know for sure a dog barking is not "bow wow" as we have heard some people imitation of a dog barking.  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 4. RUSTER  πŸ”: I did a pretty good ruster imitation sound when I owned a ruster comedy routine but now I am out of...

the five senses I WANT TO BE A REAL BOY.

EYES πŸ‘€. TOUCH ✋... SMELL πŸ‘ƒ... TASTE πŸ‘…...HEAR πŸ‘‚  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐  I want to be a real boy says to the wooden puppet name Pinocchio.  _____________________________________________ The art of ventriloquism is basically two of the audience members senses sight and sound so many years ago I created a Ventriloquist comedy routine using five of the audience five senses,see, hear, smell, taste and touch, this Ventriloquism comedy routine was an upmost hilarious experience for the audience.. understand that Ventriloquism is a illusion, the illusion focus on the eyes and ears, the ears hear the sound and tells the brain where to look.  A talking 🦨 skunk is understandable standing next to a Ventriloquist but to actually smell the talking skunk is an absolute realistic experience for the human brain 🧠.  Using the five senses Ventriloquism routine will create a real illusion for a human experience.. for taste I use joke candy, my main Ventriloquist character ...

ventriloquism and Ventriloquist meanings definitions and pronunciations 🐦 πŸ•Š️ πŸ‚ ✨

Pronunciations: Ventriloquist... VEN-TRIL-O- QUIST..  Venter, belly speaker is ancient history..Vent and lo-qui is ancient history language meaning to speak from the stomach.  Ven-tril-o-quism: the art of sight and sound of vocals illusions will give you a better description today than the ancient history description of 'voice throwing' or 'throw the voice'...ventriloquism is not magic or a magic trick and no Ventriloquists are not magicians.  Ventriloquism is a very ancient practice.. there's some animals on planet earth that are Ventriloquists these animals make a sound to confuse their predators, these Ventriloquist animals are born with this sound for protection such as a bull πŸ‚ with horns.  VENTRILOQUISM IS A PRACTICE... Ventriloquism is a art form just like the martial arts πŸ₯‹ the more you practice the better you become in the art. and I am sure you have heard of a first degree black belt of the martial arts so that means that person has a lot of practice in ...

Ventriloquist comedy bit ( the fly)

Note: the Ventriloquist should be skilled at making the buzzing sound with out moving their lips, the Ventriloquist has a fly swatter in there hand, the buzzing of the fly is heard while the Ventriloquist is trying to hit the fly with the fly swatter...The Ventriloquist hit themselves with the fly swatter instead of hitting the fly many times missing the fly, the Ventriloquist swinging the fly swatter at the air trying to hit the fly.  Sometimes the Ventriloquist can try to sneak up on the fly when it lands on a object. This is a physical comedy bit and no Ventriloquist dummy is needed. You will need to practice the buzzing sound before presenting the fly comedy bit.  The fly is not seen, the fly is only Heard.. The fly is a buzzing sound imitation of the sounds of a fly or even a bumblebee... the Ventriloquist can add much comedy with  creative ideas.

Ventriloquist comedy bit (saying ABCs)

Ventriloquist: when I was two years old I could say my ABCs... Ventriloquist character: that's nothing I can say my ABCs backwards,(turn dummy head backwards and say A.B.C.)