(adult joke for semi pro female Ventriloquist) 😆"FISHTANK" 🐠🐟🐠🐟 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 😆

Ventriloquist character: oh my god!!! Oh my god! it just dawned on me!!
female Ventriloquist: what just dawned on you?..
Character: all this time it was something fishy about you!...
Female Ventriloquist: me? I have not done anything wrong...
character: oh yeah! (shaking head up and down nodding repeatedly as in saying yes or agreeing)....
female Ventriloquist: yeah that's wright!...
character: I figured out what you are!..
female Ventriloquist: okay than tell me what am I?...
character: you're a mermaid..
female Ventriloquist: what gives you the idea that I am a mermaid?...
character: you smell like tuna fish..
female Ventriloquist: it can't be coming from me, what proof do you have that I smell like tuna fish?...
character: those 17 cats waiting outside to follow you home...
Female Ventriloquist:did you say cats?
character: do you have a tampon?
female Ventriloquist: I don't need a tampon!!!
character: not for you, it's for me, my nose is starting to bleed...
female Ventriloquist: I am afraid of cats--
character: most mermaids are...
female Ventriloquist: I am not a mermaid, and you are supposed to be my friend so are you going to help me get away from those cats or not?....
character: I rather feed you to the cats than bleed to death...
Female Ventriloquist: how dare you!....
character: okay okay I will help you get rid of all those cats...
female Ventriloquist: what is your plan?...
character: oh my! Woo weee!
female Ventriloquist: is something the matter?...
character: a wind of air just passed by, and and and are you sure you're not a mermaid...
female Ventriloquist: I am not a mermaid now tell me what is your plan on helping me get rid of all those cats waiting outside for me?
character: okay my plan is to bark like a dog..
female Ventriloquist: hey that's a good idea and when the cats hear a dog barking the cats will run away...
Character: yes but I will help you only under one condition....
female Ventriloquist: sure tell me what is the one condition?...
character: starting at this very moment and FOREVER EVER you keep your finger under my nose...
Female Ventriloquist:( Ventriloquist put her finger under character nose while Ventriloquist character barking like a dog). 
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