old man Ventriloquist character jokes (for (amateur Ventriloquists using a elderly character or Grandpa puppet)

Ventriloquist: hey Grandpa all the single grandmothers wrote you a letter....
Grandpa Ventriloquist character: what does the letter 💌 say?....
Ventriloquist: all the grandmas want to know what kind of underwear 🩲 do you where to bed?....
Grandpa: they want to know what kind of underwear I wear when I go to sleep in my bed....
Ventriloquist:yes they want to know are they boxers or briefs?..
Grandpa: depends!
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Ventriloquist: how many candles should I put on top of your birthday cake this year?....
Grandpa Ventriloquist character: as many as you can fit on top because you might run out of space....
Ventriloquist: what would be the perfect birthday gift for you This year?....
Grandpa: the perfect gift for me this year would be having the complete fire department at my birthday party....
Ventriloquist: that is so sweet of you to invite our complete city fire department to celebrate your birthday...
Grandpa: no I ain't inviting them I need them already there for when I blow out the candles my house don't burn DOWN!
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