"TALL , DARK AND HANDSOME" (Ventriloquist comedy dialogue πŸ˜‚) 🎭

Ventriloquist: what is your perfect type of guy?
Ventriloquist character: tall! Dark! And handsome!
Ventriloquist: why do you like tall guys?
Ventriloquist character:I got short arms, talls guys can reach things that I can't...
Ventriloquist: when you see a guy that you like do you ever say handsome?...
Ventriloquist characters: yes all the time...
Ventriloquist:wait a minute, you mean to tell me every time you see a guy you say handsome?..
Ventriloquist character: yeah! hey hand some money to meeeee!!...
Ventriloquist: and you also like dark guys..
Ventriloquist character: oh my goodness yes!! DARK! very very very very very dark guys 
Ventriloquist: why is that?
Ventriloquist character: Haven't you heard...
Ventriloquist: heard what?
Ventriloquist character: the darker the berry the sweeter the juice!! 
Ventriloquist: the darker the berry the sweeter the juice?..
Ventriloquist character:(looking to the side shaking head as in saying yes in agreement, and moving mouth as in talking to someone standing next to her)...
Ventriloquist: who are you talking to?...
Ventriloquist character: my tall dark and handsome boyfriend...
Ventriloquist: ( look to the side of Ventriloquist character) I don't see him...
Ventriloquist character: he so dark, he's invisible...
Ventriloquist: ( looking around then look at the Ventriloquist character)..
Ventriloquist character: invisible and JUICY!!!
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