THE MYSTERIOUS ARTIST ( this tongue lashing is for beginners Ventriloquist only)

so you want to be a Ventriloquist do you?! so you call yourself an artist, so you think! the art of ventriloquism has been around for thousands and thousands of years many people say it's a dieing art but it's alive and well!! and so you think you just can learn this art in one day and seek fame and fortune! is that what you think?! I TELL YOU YOUR WRONG! so why don't you stop thinking that way about being a Ventriloquist, being a Ventriloquist is dedication and creativity, so you think you have the guts to dedicate yourself to a art that has a name that people can not pronounce, I don't think you have the goal to becoming a creative artist in the art of ventriloquism or do you? only you can answer that question.. are you worried about what your neighbors are going to think when they see all your Ventriloquist characters sitting in your room, are you afraid of DOLLS!!!!? have I 😳 scared you away? no! so you think you have the guts to be a Ventriloquist? what are you going to do when your first date think that you are weird because you are the owner of a Ventriloquist character that probably dress and looks better than your first date, tell me what are you going to do? I tell you the truth your first dates want be your last dates and your Ventriloquist character will be there to comfort you during those first and last dating times but knowing you, you are going to abandon the art of ventriloquism for a BOOTY CALL!!! aren't you? what Are you going to do when the cool people at your school don't accept you because they don't think the art of ventriloquism is cool! what will you do? before you answer don't forget Jeff Dunham made the art of ventriloquism cool! so what are going to do? are going to be cool when you're already COOL!...I am remembering a birthday party show that I will never forget as long as I live, Sammy and I was performing at a birthday party, at the end the show I was packing up sammy getting ready to leave, the mother and father approached me, the mother said to me a Ventriloquist she said  "do sammy walk around by himself talking to me at night" the father carried his wife away I didn't say anything because I am a Ventriloquist, so are you ready for people to respond to you that way, some Ventriloquists will take their Ventriloquist character apart on stage but not me, because if I am that good where people think the illusion is real then so be it. are you ready to hear the most ridiculous words from adults and childrens about the art of ventriloquism...l want to mention Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy, the whole world thought Charlie McCarthy had his very own bedroom, this bedroom thing was big news during Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy career, it was mentioned in many interviews with Edgar Bergen, the thing about the Charlie McCarthy bedroom is that it was bigger than Edgar Bergen daughter bedroom so during Edgar Bergen retirement years in a johnny Carson show television interview Edgar Bergen himself finally explained that it wasn't Charlie McCarthy bedroom it was Edgar Bergen office.. I mean Otto and George Ventriloquist career was so, how can I explain it, let's just say people really believed Otto and George were the characters on stage that they were in real life. being a Ventriloquist you are going to have a very interesting career so I am letting you know honestly it takes a lot of courage to be a Ventriloquist, a lot of work and a lot of temperament, yes temperament because some people may see you as a easy target or easy to bully but trust me if you stay faithful to the art of ventriloquism and believe in your creativity those who try you have their rewards...
in the beginning of Edgar Bergen Ventriloquist career Edgar Bergen was not invited to parties unless Charlie McCarthy was invited but that changed further into Edgar Bergen Ventriloquist career where Edgar Bergen was invited to lots of parties with or with out Charlie McCarthy and there are some recordings where Edgar Bergen said Charlie McCarthy didn't want to go to there stinking party anyway.

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