(Ventriloquist comedy dialogue for amateur Ventriloquists). πππππππ. π π"MISSING SHOES AT SCHOOL"ππππ
Ventriloquist: your school principal said students π shoes are missing from the gym class locker room..
character: is that so.
Ventriloquist: do you know anything about missing shoes from your school gym class locker room?...
character: I only know about a few of the missing shoes π..
Ventriloquist: detective and your school principal can't understand how shoes could just get up and walk away...
character:they could if they were my shoe size...
Ventriloquist: wait a minute!
character: I only take the one's that fit!
Ventriloquist: so the shoes you didn't take didn't fit,were they too small or too large?
character: neither, they didn't fit my outfit.
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