(Ventriloquist comedy dialogue 😂 for amateur Ventriloquists) 🎭🎭 😂 😂 😆 😆 🎭 "MANNERISMS"🎭

Ventriloquist: I have been getting many complaints from many different people about your manners in public... 
character: there's nothing wrong with my manners in public, I don't take anything that's nailed down and if it ain't nailed down IT'S MINE!!
Ventriloquist: wait a minute, what?..
character: you said people are complaining about my manners in public, wright?..
Ventriloquist: well yes but the complaint I am talking about is about you, you know, how can I, well,--
character: FARTING IN PUBLIC!!!
Ventriloquist:yes, that one, people are complaining about your manners in public and and well people- - 
character: (figure lean to the side then lean forward)
Ventriloquist: what are you doing?
character: letting one out..
Ventriloquist:oh it 😩 stinks!
character: better out than in is what doctors say...
Ventriloquist: what doctor said that?
character: many doctors say a fart inside your body is poisonous gas and keeping the gas inside your body could be fatal.
Ventriloquist: it smells awful...
character:do you want me to live?
Ventriloquist: don't be silly of course I want you to live.
character:(character lean forward to let one out)..aaahhhh!
Ventriloquist: eeeewwww!
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