YOUR VENTRILOQUIST ACT STINKS!! (ventriloquist class for extra credit classes) 🦨 😩 building a Ventriloquist act using your audience eyes 👀 nose and 👂 ears.

for many years customers booked a act that I created named " YOUR VENTRILOQUIST ACT STINKS" this Ventriloquist act was one of my best selling birthday parties Ventriloquist routines, it was really a lot of fun because it was not much script writing just a lot of props and sound effects and also my Ventriloquist character freestyling..I am sorry to say even though this Ventriloquist act was a hit bestseller my production company discontinued this Ventriloquist act called "your Ventriloquist act stinks" because of new Ventriloquist acts being created by my production company and I call them new products...so here we have the blue print from my file cabinet of "your Ventriloquist act stinks!!' the thing about this Ventriloquist act skit is that all audiences will enjoy the silliness and outrageous comedy it will provide for laugh out loud entertainment. I will say in this bestseller Ventriloquist act I could stand back and let the equipment do all the work and also my Ventriloquist character doing all the work with animation and manipulation of body movements. 

In your viewing of the blue print of "your Ventriloquist act stinks" will give you not a full on following instructions.. this is my blueprint for examples and ideas for your very own blueprint of 'your Ventriloquist act stinks" you are free to use what ever you need from the blueprint to build your very own"your Ventriloquist act stinks" the goal was to move ventriloquism from sight and sound to smell.. human beings have five senses see sight hear feel and touch, I created "your Ventriloquist act stinks" for the art of ventriloquism to give a human experience..in this act I reached all goals except one.. you will need to study the blueprint then write a script into a program.

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A coffee mug the Ventriloquist take a sip from while the Ventriloquist character is farting around.. make sure audience can read writing on the coffee mug, it's part of the comedy show.

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a sticker on your Ventriloquist character Ventriloquist trunk for your audience to see.


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under wear that the Ventriloquist character or Ventriloquist wear outside their clothing for the audience to see during the show.

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For the audience 🐽 nose..a expression for your Ventriloquist character.

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A item that can be Purchase for "your Ventriloquist act stinks 😩". 

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A display poster for your stage if you have a girl Ventriloquist character 


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A menu display for your stage 

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Jokes for Ventriloquist character 

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Adding a bubble machine.

Ventriloquist: did you eat the soap again?..
Ventriloquist character: what makes you think I ate the soap?

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Jokes a photo for your audience 

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Speed limit (display for your stage)

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Purchase for your Ventriloquist act stinks 😩 

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Your Ventriloquist character crapped inside their underwear.. when the sound effects stop the Ventriloquist dig down the Ventriloquist character butt with other hand to try clean the mess.

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The Ventriloquist character fart in the Ventriloquist face.. the Ventriloquist character put their butt on the Ventriloquist face. 

Jokes 

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Purchase for your Ventriloquist act stinks. 

Fake 

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Purchase for your Ventriloquist act stinks 


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Fake. 

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Yes I did.... you say no you didn't..yes I did after the farting sound effect stopped I dig down my Ventriloquist character underwear 🩲 trying to clean up the mess, I removed this doo-doo 💩 poo from the back of my Ventriloquist character not knowing what to do with the doo-doo I look at the audience and the audience is nervous always and I look around the room with doo-doo in my hand I look at the audience again then toss the doo-doo from my hand towards the audience. 

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Fake 

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Purchase for your Ventriloquist act stinks 

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(VENTRILOQUIAL TELEPHONE 📱 VOICE)

phone voice: this is the emergency calling center what is your emergency?...
Ventriloquist character: I've farted and I can't get up!!!

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Ending the show with a fog machine 
Can be added if you like.

Closing the show using a hidden fog machine is a great ending for "your Ventriloquist act stinks 😩"   🌁 


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Fart sound effects can be purchased online.

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There are many FARTING APP sound effects 

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Farting sound effects are also available on compact disc (CD). 

You can use a portable CD player 

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COMPACT DISC SOUND EFFECTS 

I still use compact disc CD today for my sound effects in my production company. If you need options there's many to choose from today.

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Remote control sound effects portable device...
With speaker..is a small device that can be used for small audiences and with a microphone place in front of the speaker can be used for a bigger size audience.

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Device fart machine Sound effects 

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You can also include audience participation with the whoopee cushion..I can't tell you how to write your Ventriloquist act program, I wrote my program using the WHOOPEE CUSHIONS for games and prizes, who ever let out the most farting sound in thirty seconds wins the game prize! 

Or you can use the whoopee cushion for your Ventriloquist act, when the Ventriloquist sit down in the chair the hidden WHOOPEE CUSHIONS make a sound.




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Audience members sit on it to make farting sound.

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fart spray in a bottle 







FART SPRAY 

Ventriloquist secretly spraying the room with fart spray. 


Secretly spray during the Ventriloquist act with the sound effects is another way to perform this "your Ventriloquist act stinks" routine. If you like.

There is a fart spray machine on the market if you wish to purchase one BUTT! the fart spray in the bottle is affordable. 


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It's okay to use other puppets in this act besides a human like figure. A skunk 🦨 puppet will really stink up the place... A cat puppet can be used...a talking toilet puppet with a potty mouth would be very entertaining for adults audience members such as a comedy club or night club.

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