(bicycle joke)
Ventriloquist: why is your bicycle laying on the grass?.....
ventriloquist character: because it's two tired.
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This Ventriloquist fitness program is exercising the lungs, brain, legs, arms, reflex actions, eyes, heart and so much much more.
The bicycle is the perfect fitness equipment for the Ventriloquist body.
The bicycle exercise works all the body functions for the Ventriloquism needs.
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In some countries a automobile is built differently meaning the steering wheel might be on the left side or the right side, a bicycle is a bicycle all over the world..in saying a bicycle is the same pretty much all over the world.
I once had a relationship with a very famous jazzercise instructor, I thought I would learn a lot from her but she was not quite the world famous fitness person in real life, I was a fan and was pretty much her groupie, sitting next to her watching the world idolize this beautiful fitness queen puzzled me, I would say you run faster than me, you hear better than me, you see better than me so you should be feeding me "wisdom and knowledge"... television and videos famous all over the world she was and so we learn here "to each his/her own" I remember us going for a run on the beach in Santa Monica California thinking we're going to exercise for the day but no exercises just sitting around at the Sea shore talking then we went home who am I to mention exercise to a world famous fitness star so "to each its own"..I am not complaining I am setting up the topic lesson so that you have a clear understanding of this class.
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In your fitness and health you take no prisoners and you take no hostages.
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This is a training session not a fitness class.
The bicycle is the equipment that you are going to use for your training session.
We the Ventriloquist are very lucky to have this wonderful invention called the bicycle.
The bicycle is OUR WORLD FAMOUS SUPER STAR FITNESS INSTRUCTOR!! no disappointment here and a healthy heart ❤️ not a broken 💔 heart.
In this training session you will develop a body condition of a ventriloquist.
Your body will develop to withstand any stage performance and any audience situation.
Your breathing techniques will build strong lungs.
As you ride the mountains your reflex actions will become sharp.
The mountain bike.. training on the mountain dirt road will create a Ventriloquist performer better than before...I trained in Griffin Park California, I don't know if it's still there but when I decided on a comedy club Ventriloquist career, I realized I needed a more advanced endurance soul.. Griffin Park California mountains definitely developed my inside body for the comedy clubs, those rough roads built confidence and for sure going down a mountain on a mountain bike at 30 miles per hour give you steady control of the equipment and maintaining self control of the nervous system.
You might be scratching your head at this but seeing it for yourself will bring you to a unbelievable understanding. There's different bikes and rides and roads for different developments.. the most hardcore Ventriloquist bike training exercise is the mountains with a mountain bike as the equipment.
Yes after coming out of the mountains you will for sure be in a condition to perform as a excellent Ventriloquist.. riding up the mountains on a mountain bike will for sure build your lungs and breathing techniques.
Some bicycle are two in one, some bicycle are only built for one type of activity so let me mention here to make sure you use the correct equipment for the training.
As a Ventriloquist you will be carrying Ventriloquist trunks and luggage with your ventriloquist act, so the bicycle training will help you in that situation by giving you a tune up.
TREADMILL? yes a bicycle and a treadmill are Ventriloquist exercises equipment.
A bicycle will keep the Ventriloquist active and the treadmill will keep the Ventriloquist alert, sorry those are the closest descriptions I can think of at this time...
Motor bike? Yes a motor bike can be used for Ventriloquist exercise equipment.. but not a guarantee full training outcome...the motor bike can be used for quick exercise or short exercise, these motor bikes are a kit, they are designed for uphill for an example, instead of the bike rider pedaling, the rider starts the motor to go up the hill after reaching the the top of the hill the Rider shuts the motor off. The motor bike is not a performance bike, I have own about three of them and didn't receive much in exercise or training abilities from them.
Motor bike are ⛽ gasoline operated
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Stationary bike?
Yes stationary bikes are Ventriloquists equipment,these bikes are similar to the treadmill, these bikes are better ventriloquism equipment than the treadmill.
all though I might have mentioned that the stationary bike is better than the treadmill Let me say that it depends on what you're training for, a treadmill can be used for perhaps a children Ventriloquist entertainer and a stationary bike will be for a little more advanced endurance, the mountain bike training was perfect for me entering the comedy club entertainment business.
A stationary bike doesn't go anywhere but you will feel like you are on a "tour de France"
Stationary bike are all sizes.
Bike rental are all around the world 🌎
Renting a bike before a performance is a good way to warm up your body engine.
Your 💳 credit card is all that you need to rent a bike 🚲.
Electric bike fall under the same category as a motor bicycle for a Ventriloquist exercise equipment.
It's a good thing that a traveling Ventriloquist can find their exercise equipment all around the world and not actually own one.
Yes in other words the Ventriloquist can see that the bicycle is their gym.
A bicycle path can be found all around the world, most countries have bicycle paths
So if you live in France or Africa or any place in the world you will find roads built for bicycles.
You will find roads that are only for bicycles and you will find road that are shared with vehicles.
If you choose to do your Ventriloquist bicycle training exercise in traffic make sure you wear a helmet ⛑️ and a safety 🦺 vest so that people driving a vehicle can see you.. beware that some drivers feel that they are strong and powerful over a bicycle rider, they might automatically become a bully, always give the right away even though the bicycle always have the right of way 💯 over a vehicle it's the law,well, in the United States it's the law but you being a Ventriloquist you're only trying to get your exercise in for the day not road rage with some idiot drivers that has a driver license but skip the part on the test about bicycle riders...so I do suggest that your riding in traffic training is a good training for your adult Ventriloquist career if you choose to become a adult Ventriloquist entertainer, you will understand what I mean after the training abilities transform into skills... training in traffic will be a hardcore training just like the mountain training..I know, I know you're scratching your head 🤔 I also scratched my head when my showbusiness manager take us on a bicycle training exercise mission and I soon witness a change in my performance.
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People ride their bicycle in traffic all around the world and some countries have more bicycles than vehicles.
The traveling Ventriloquist can see that this exercise equipment for a Ventriloquist is a basic part of life all around the globe 🌍.
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If you choose not the training in traffic 🚦 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚲 then stay on the bike path or use the bike lanes.
Bike lanes are for bicycle only.. these bike lanes can be found all around the world.. sometimes electric 🛴 scooters use the bike lanes so make note that a machine moving faster than you made of iron might be near, the electric scooter is solid like a vehicle compared to a bicycle so the electric scooter 🛴 might feel powerful and become a bully over the bicycle but remember the bike lanes are your domain, and trust me giving up the right of way in your domain to a fast moving object is the safest thing to do, let the fast moving iron object past, you don't want to crash into iron man with your bicycle 🚲 🛴 🚑 $$$$.
Bike lanes are mostly for touring the city or the government agencies want to control traffic problems by creating a solution to bring down traffic..yes City officials and governments are for the public using public transportation instead of their own vehicles, in California at this time of writing there's a bill to see if the tax payers will accept free public transportation..in California there's many bike lanes and public transportation lanes..the bicycle lane will provide you plenty of miles for your Ventriloquist training exercise.
The beach 🏖️ 🏖️ ⛱️ ⛱️ 🚲 training exercise
The beach will train you how to relax and breathe... A popular hip hop rapper said in a television interview that she get nervous and afraid before going on stage, being nervous before going on stage is normal all entertainers should be nervous but not afraid, nervous is from the feeling of being excited you think you're nervous but deep down inside you're excited and hopeful..so the bike on the beach will train your soul to relax and breathing techniques for comfort.
As you ride along the beach the Ventriloquist and Ventriloquist character will connect for insurance.
The bicycle training exercise on the beach path would probably benefit a singing Ventriloquist act then a comedy club Ventriloquist act.
During your beach bike exercise it is okay to listen to music and it is okay for you to practice lip control or voice animations.
The beach path bike training can be fast paced or slow paced just as long as you are riding and enjoying for the purpose of Ventriloquism.
Should you take your Ventriloquist character to the beach with you..no.. this training session is strictly for the Ventriloquist, so to answer that question correctly, is no you should not take your Ventriloquist character body on this beach training exercise but YES you should take your Ventriloquist character voice and personality on the beach training exercise with you.
The bicycle training exercise on the beach is a very good place to practice ventriloquial singing techniques especially riding towards the wind, because your voice will be pushed back by the wind as you push the voice forward this will build vocal strength and breathing strength, building up your singing Ventriloquism abilities.. don't forget while you are singing in ventriloquism your body is functioning on moving the exercise equipment, I know you probably say If you and your sister go bike riding together you can talk to your sister and ride at the same time but understand you are singing in lip control while your body is functioning the bike, you still don't understand the training, I will try again your subconscious mind and your body comes into agreement so that your soul "you" will be at ease.
How long is the training program..I made it a ritual, I still use this training exercise for breathing techniques today, I say this training program is unlimited from start to finish... some people may say that they rather run or jogging 👟 👟 instead of bicycle 🚲 riding.. the answer to that is a runner is athletic and probably participate in sports, a Ventriloquist is a entertainer and is involved in the performing arts there for a athletic person focusing on the outside and the Ventriloquist focus on the inside.. bicycle riding is operating all the body needs for the art of ventriloquism, it is the best equipment to use for a Ventriloquist mind, body and soul.. and I truly don't suggest serious Ventriloquists to participate in any physical contact sports.
There's many bike paths that provide rest stops such as tables and chairs, maybe take advantage to sit down to write some songs or jokes or poems, some of these rest stops have a beautiful view for bike riders on the path.
It's okay to pack a snack and water, bananas make good traveling fast food for a Ventriloquist 🍌 🍌 on the go, a banana is fast healthy food that you don't need to really chew, the banana peels are fast to trash, milk, tea, water and strong coffee will provide energy on the go mixed a side of water in travel, that means sipping on water afterwards of the coffee, tea, and milk with the banana.. don't eat a big meal, save the big meal after the exercise.. on some bike paths are wild animals, you will see many strange looking birds and you will hear animal sounds as a Ventriloquist you for sure want to record those sounds if you are not familiar with them.
Bike paths with a lake are common some have ducks and geese 🦆 and many other birds that flock to the lakes.
my showbusiness manager sometimes stop shortly the bike riding to actually catch fish in those lakes with the bike paths but I was fine with my pack snacks.Some bicycle paths are not open twenty four hours some have a open time.
some bike path are regulated by governments and other people.
Some bicycle paths are public domain.
some bicycle paths are open highway 🛣️
On some of your bike paths seeing a deer 🦌 is a normal sighting.
Some bike paths are out in the boondocks.
If you choose to ride long distance from the city you will experience farm land near bike paths.
Many different bike rest stops are around the world 🌎
Some bike rest stops have small mom and pop shops for food, drinks and bike repair supplies.
You may wonder how is it done, well, you may think that you live in the city or ghetto and riding a bike to another country..no, there's a starting point and those starting points are called parking your vehicle such as a hotel then you rent a bicycle or unload your own bicycle off your vehicle then begin your bike riding, I mostly packed up my bicycle onto my vehicle and drove to the bike path or if I didn't want a bike path I would ride the city bike lanes starting from home.
Your Ventriloquist bicycle exercise doesn't need to always be done seriously.
you can have fun and enjoy this Ventriloquist exercise program...me and the band of musicians could not stop thanking our show business manager for this awesome training exercise! It was a wonderful experience and a unbelievable adventure!!!
Riding off into the sun set
Sweet dreams 👁️ good night.
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